damnthatswhack:

Nicholas Cage as the Star of Everything

[Buzzfeed]

this year was supposed to be the best year of my life

Not the year that one of my best friends became someone I used to know.
Fuck.

arcaninetales:

no stop it only i can heal my pokemon in battle when you do it it’s not fair

jondaly: Skrill Cosby.

jondaly:

Skrill Cosby.

hipst3rsinl0v3: people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???

hipst3rsinl0v3:

people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???

ianbrooks: Dinosaur Beetle by Mutoid Waste Co. Seen during the Beautiful Days festival in Devon several years ago. Dinobots, roll out! (photo by Mark Massey / via: colossal)

ianbrooks:

Dinosaur Beetle by Mutoid Waste Co.

Seen during the Beautiful Days festival in Devon several years ago. Dinobots, roll out!

(photo by Mark Massey / via: colossal)


hannahisawful:

riotandremember:

alimarko:

tuhl:

This man. FOR ALL THE REASONS!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN. <3

YES, YES, YES. This couldn’t have been said any better.

I LOVE YOU ;O;

So a rep for mitt romney just called me

all so i could spend thirty minutes on the toilet talking about how much i hate him and would rather have a rock running our country over that prick.

preeetttyyy sure they heard me flush. i may have just ruined that persons day, woopsie.

penishole: BOOM.

penishole:

BOOM.


hannahisawful:

imaslytherinbitch:

dontcrosscross:

Sometimes it embarrasses me how much I love our president

sometimes it embarrasses me how much i love your president

and i don’t even like mine

OH my god the first one. ;____;


jarrodis: Saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth clenched and his entire body went stiff. i was really confused and am really fucking sad. he had a nice last day, though. after i came home from the darkroom my dad and i gave him a warm bath in the backyard while he nibbled on apples. then i wrapped him up in a little towel burrito and we walked all around the neighborhood and it sounds stupid but i just showed him all these flowers, because i thought maybe he, in his lil rabbit brain, would think they were really pretty or something. i think he did. and i talked to him a lot yesterday, more than usual. told him about when i first met him, told him about a bunch of nice times we’d had together in case he’d forgotten in his old age. i sound retarded being this sentimental about a rabbit but honestly he was one of my best friends. and when someone or something is there almost your whole life, whether it’s a person, or an animal, or even something dumb like a table or a blanket, you feel it when it leaves. i suppose it was time. but it doesn’t make it easier. he has been there almost my whole life. (14 years! he was insane) it’s crazy. fuck. loved that little buddy. so fucking much.

jarrodis:

Saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth clenched and his entire body went stiff. i was really confused and am really fucking sad. he had a nice last day, though. after i came home from the darkroom my dad and i gave him a warm bath in the backyard while he nibbled on apples. then i wrapped him up in a little towel burrito and we walked all around the neighborhood and it sounds stupid but i just showed him all these flowers, because i thought maybe he, in his lil rabbit brain, would think they were really pretty or something. i think he did. and i talked to him a lot yesterday, more than usual. told him about when i first met him, told him about a bunch of nice times we’d had together in case he’d forgotten in his old age. i sound retarded being this sentimental about a rabbit but honestly he was one of my best friends. and when someone or something is there almost your whole life, whether it’s a person, or an animal, or even something dumb like a table or a blanket, you feel it when it leaves. i suppose it was time. but it doesn’t make it easier. he has been there almost my whole life. (14 years! he was insane) it’s crazy. fuck. loved that little buddy. so fucking much.